out of OJ Simpson! Poor thing, jury selection is underway in those trumped up charges they made appear like magic against him in Las Vegas. Claiming he falsely imprisoned some dude who tried to steal his sports collectables. I still don't understand it, OJ ain't touch a soul, nobody got shot, stabbed 500 times or even punched--but they 'bout to send The Juice to jail for a long time. Not for this crime, cause wasn't no crime committed, but for killing Nicole and Ron. What ever happened to double jeapordy?   more »

So this morning, I'm helping my beloved son with his "potty training" routine. We strip off the pamper and I gently ask him to sit down; however, the thought of running around the house naked is much more fun--so he takes off. He's faster than Carl Lewis and I'm slower than Rosie O'Donnell after eating at a Chinese lunch buffet. He turns the corner and he stops--I approach him--he grunts and OUT COMES TWO CHOCOLATE MUFFINS! That ain't so bad. I clean up the cake batter, but I still smell it. I mean the scent won't get out of my nose! It's been two hours and I can't figure out why that scent ain't gone. I mean, I used Clorox, 409 and Amonia--but it's right there. After scrubbing a hole in my carpet, I get ready for a day of park and tennis... I get ready to put on my socks and there is a spoon full of chocolate cake batter on the heel of my foot. I been dragging the damn thing around the house for hours. It's all over the place--on the rugs--on the porch--in the laundry room--in the bathrooms. Reminded me of the first time he baked me a cake, back in October of 2007, we called the web entry: "Should I change his name to Duncan Hines?"...   more »