I don't know how Sarah and her husband Todd didn't know Bristol was gonna have her legs high in the air at the tender age of 16, giving up the "nappy dug outs" to every Tom, Dick and Levi! 

I did some research and I've uncovered exlusive video from little Bristol's 3rd birthday party where she was dropping it like it was hot.  I guess the little angel wanted to heat things up since she lives in the coldest state in the Union. 

They should have replaced the water slide at this party with a pole and a pair of clear high heeled shoes--cause she's in rare stripper form even before she starts pre-Kindergarten.

And folks were throwing dollars at her.  I hope she saved that money--cause with her baby daddy Levi being a high school drop out who likes to skate board and is a self proclaimed Red Neck, he won't be making any financial contributions to the household.