OK, don't forget, if you have issues or situations that you want help with, send Uncle Kathy an e-mail or post us a comment on the blog. I usually get about 100 to 200 e-mails each month, last month, I only got about 50. Now, I know part of that is my fault, because Uncle Kathy hasn't been consistent, but now that I'm back, keep the cries for help coming.
This week, you guys are not going to believe this, I have a woman who SAW her husband with his ex-girlfriend. This isn't something someone else told her, this is something she witnessed, and sister-girl is still in denial. Check it out:
Dear UK,
I'm glad you are back doing your thing, because I need your help. My husband is on permanent punishment and time out because he was seen out on the town with his ex girlfriend. We live in a small town in Kentucky, and everybody knows everybody else. Well, the other day, I got a call from one of my girlfriends who saw my husband out with Lisa, this girl he used to date before we got married. I wouldn't say that she was ever his girlfriend, because Brian says she was just a "booty call" and they never really had a relationship. I left work, went down to the place where they were spotted and sure enough, they were leaving a diner together. They weren't holding hands or anything, they were just walking out together. I went off!! My husband had to pull me off of her. I was ready to tear her apart. He calmed me down and took me home. I had to call off to work for the rest of the day because I was fit to be tied! I put the word around town that if I catch her on the street again, I'm going to start slapping first and ask questions later. I know that's the way you'd want it.
Signed,
Regina
Regina, Uncle Kathy has to give you some credit, because you are the first person who has allowed me to print their real name on her advice column! But you've got to be the craziest woman I've received an e-mail from asking for advice. You shouldn't have been sending me this e-mail from home, you should have been sending it from the county jail in your town. Because the minute you saw your husband out with an ex-girlfriend without your permission or consent, you should have shot him in the ass! Forget the other woman (I'll get to that point in a minute) your husband made a vow to love, honor and cherish you, and he isn't living up to that if he's parading around a small town with his outside woman on his arm.
Now, why his clothes ain't in a tub of Clorox and the locks aren't changed on your doors (without giving him a copy of the key), I don't know. After you shot him, you should have kicked him out and moved him back in his momma's house or with his hoe!
Now, if your husband said this girl Lisa was just a piece of ass, then why was he feeding her? Why was he at lunch with her without telling you about it? What were their plans after lunch? Was this an initial date or the end of a nooner?
As far as Uncle Kathy can see, you're worried about the wrong thing. It isn't Lisa you need to be whooping on site, it's your damned husband who needs some sense knocked upside his head. Lisa ain't committed to you, Brian is. And if Brian is seen, out in public, without his wife, with his booty call ex-girlfriend, then baby, let Uncle Kathy tell you, he's doing something he ain't got no business doing. And you need to embrace that and do something about it.
If he's bold enough to be out, in the daylight, with his hoe, that's a clear sign to me that he's a mack, you're clueless and this thing has gotten far beyond your control! He isn't even trying to hide and sneak around at night!!
