Forget the crazy sex dreams for a minute, because we all know what those mean. But I am fascinated with the unbelievable images that go through my mind during those seven hours of sleep I get every night.

In my dreams in just the last week, I've been shot at by Jo from 'Facts Of Life,' played Texas Hold 'em with my pastor in the basement of my grandparents house, and even selected a penguin to be my running mate.

It seems the older I get, the weirder my dreams become.

So, as usual, I turned to the Internet for support and found a great Web site, dreamforth.com to shed some light on the situation. The site translates your dreams for you, right on the spot. Give it a try, type in the weirdest dream topic you've ever had and it will give you meaning.

Hell, it even told me about that damn penguin meant.

What did the site tell you? Do you agree, disagree? Click on 'Post A Comment' below and share your silliest dream with us (Don't go beyond R-rated, please).