That's my son Andrew's new favorite thing to say! Whenever he bumps his knee or scrapes his elbow after falling on the concrete running outside, he turns to me, with the saddest face and sighs, "Mommy, kiss my elbow, make it feel better!" And of course, as a mommy, I run to his aide and plant a kiss right on the dirty elbow that's full of grass and rock and dirt and probably dog poop. My baby boy thinks there is magical healing power in my kiss. How adorable, he's just two years old, when he turns 12, he won't want me within a one mile radius of him--let alone kiss him in public--so I cherish these tender mommy/baby moments!
And at two years old, they happen often! He's always running from something or to something--lose his balance and take a tumble--causing scrapes and bruises! His knees look like I've been stabbing him with a letter opener, I'm half tempted to buy the boy some knee pads and a helmet. He's as clumsy as his momma!
But I'm glad, cause that means more kisses for mommy! "Mommy, my leg hurts, kiss it, make it better." How precious, at least I thought it was precious until...
A few weeks back, we went to see his pediatrician and found out he has a condition called penile adhesion, where his circumcision was "botched" and his little "frog" ain't growing the way it's supposed to be growing and things are "stuck" down there.
We were looking up the condition online and experts suggest we take him to see his doctor. We were hoping to get a referral to a urologist or a specialist who could see him about his "situation". But Andrew's doctor is old school, she was like "Oh, I'll take care of this right here and now..." and proceeded to RIP my baby's frog--thus unsticking it. He screamed to the top of his lungs and cried like I ain't never heard him cry before. Hell, I was crying too. And he looked at me with the saddest face and said, "Mom, my pee-pee hurt. Kiss it mom, make it better..."
Hip hop artist "Da Brat" is headed to the slammer for three years for beating a chick up in a club. All these "when keeping it real goes wrong" moments are costing folks their freedom. Er'rebody had better chill the hell out! And then that chick Felicia "Snoop" Pearson from "The Wire" was arrested for drug charges. 
