I got an e-mail the other day from Vera from H-town who wanted me to re-post a blog entry we did back in December of 2007 called "This takes digging a ditch to a whole new level". It was a story about my friend Audrey whose aunt had passed away, but they didn't have enough money to spend on an elaborate funeral ceremoney, and one of the ways they shaved a few dollars off the price tag was to dig the hole themselves. The story is funnier than two fat women fighting over the last hot-dog at Nathan's.   more »

to chin-check Aretha Franklin, if you can find a chin under all those rolls of fat. I normally LOVES Re-Re and wouldnt' say anything bad 'bout my girl--but she done tripped out. She was paying tribute to Isaac Hayes and at the same time she's fussing at black men for not taking care of themselves and working out. I'm guessing Re-Re ain't looked in the mirror lately, she's one hot dog away from a heart attack her damn self. At this point, she's gotta be 200 pounds overweight, looking like she swallowed a 40 year old man. That'd be like me telling someone they need to check their credit (YEAH RIGHT!!)...   more »