on business, and you damn well better believe I ain't flying Northwest Airlines. Or any other air carrier for that matter. Never mind that the prices are through the roof, and they are now charging for everything from using the restroom on the plane to the first bag of checked luggage. Neither of those are behind my reasoning for hitting the road! I'd rather fly than drive because last time I flew, when I got home and unpacked my bags, all my valuables were missing and Shawn wound up wearing another man's t-shirts for two days. Damned thieving baggage attendants, I hope my fake pearls made their ears turn green!   more »

in their house! There is usually a bunch of 'em cause they travel in "packs". Apparently, so do "outside women". Y'all remember the story about the Mayor of Detroit, brother named Kwame (no relation to the Polka dotted rapper from the 1990s) who got caught cheating on his wife with his Chief of Staff after he sent her explicit text messages on the city's celly? Well, she ain't his only mistress. This brother used the company phone to send nasty messages to more than a dozen sisters. Now his wife and his woman are pissed at him...   more »