So last night, Shawn and I are up late, watching a college basketball skills competition and we see a scroll on the bottom of the ticker on ESPN that says something about Shaq at a club rapping and dissing Kobe Bryant.  Now, I remember when Shaq made that horrible album with the Fushnikins back in the 1990s!  They had that big old negro jumping around and spitting out lyrics that nobody could understand.  But Shaq was young and wanted to fulfill his dreams of becoming a rapper.  Fast forward 20 years, that negro is still talking loud and saying nothing.

We hit up youtube.com and found this God-awful video!  I don't know what's worse, Shaq's lyrical skills as a rapper or the fact that he repeatedly asks Kobe in his (ill attempt at a) dis-song "Hey Kobe, how does my a$$ taste?" 

I'm guessing Shaq is upset that Kobe made it to the finals and now feels like he needs to take the stage and a mic (murdering a hit in the process) and get a few things off his chest...

Come on Shaq, bruh, you're damn near 40 years old, it's time to start acting like it. You've got kids and a (ex) wife--you're somebody's daddy!  You can't be jumping around on stage in a juke joint (cause that clearly wasn't an upscale club--when you got as much money as Shaq has--you shouldn't be in the corner bar singing on that shoe box of a stage)! Plus that, earth to Shaq: Bruh, you CAN'T RAP!

And the saddest part in all this, I believe that's Spud Webb as his sidekick on background vocals!