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View Article  Why is er'rebody...
trippin' on Will and Jada? They're opening a school for kids called "New Village Academy" and folks are saying it's a Scientology breeding ground. Critics are coming out the woodworks saying The Smiffs are Scientologists and that's a bad thing. Look, that's Will and Jada's money, if they want to build a school and help educate chil'len, that's their bizness! I think the school is a great idea, cause they're teaching etiquette and robotics and feeding kids organic foods. And they are offering scholarships to low income families who want to attend...   more »
View Article  Top 10 ways you know it's time...
to start looking for a new church home. Ever since our beloved Pastor moved back to Florida last February, our church has been searching for a new pastor. I've been pleading with Shawn that we should move to a new church, but my requests have been falling on deaf ears UNTIL NOW! This past Sunday they announced a new interim minister and the guy is so old, I believe he was one of the original disciples. He knew Jesus personally...   more »
View Article  What in the hell...
happened to Hip Hop music? Scratch that: WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE HIP HOP CULTURE? I caught the tail end of the BET Awards and saw Lil' Wayne perform. I was so horrified by his stage show, that I had a bad dream last night that he killed Curtis Blow, Run DMC, Erik B and Rakim. And after listening to those lyrics, he actually did, in more ways than one...   more »
View Article  Meter maids in downtown Minneapolis...
are giving me the blues y'all. I done racked up a cool $125 this month alone in parking violations and fines! They got more of those damn meter maids downtown than they do police officers! No wonder crime is highest downtown and folks are getting robbed on a regular! I think the city should give them a badge and a gun.... and let 'em protect me from the crackheads and rapists instead of writing parking tickets! I don't know hte last time I seen a police officer downtown--but meter maids are on every damn corner...   more »
View Article  I tell you what...
when I get old and my stuff starts dragging the ground--I'll have sparks shooting from my butt before I tuck it. Especially after Kanye West's momma died having plastic surgery. and the doctor who "killed" her is at it again. The state of california is revoking his license because he had two alcohol related arrrests! If he's driving drunk, he's probably performing surgery over cocktails...   more »
View Article  "I ain't got no problems with silence..."
That's what Shawn told me when I kept asking him what was wrong yesterday! We were riding downtown to see the WNBA Minnesota Lynx play a game at the Target Center and he didn't say a thing the whole way there. When I kept pestering him, he finally told me, "You like hearing yourself talk. You can't stand for it to be quiet for even two seconds. You think there is a problem. Me, I ain't got no problem with silence"...   more »
View Article  Morris Day and the Time...
are getting together again! I'm too excited!! I read about it in an article in USA Today. Bout time old school folks like myself get some music we can listen to with our kids without trying to turn the volume down before every few cuss words. Plus that, when you go see those guys in concert, they give you your money's worth. Unlike today's new school artists who just want to dance around the stage--they make you wanna get change on your ticket when you exit the arena (cause they don't sing)...   more »
View Article  Big Ruben Studdard is getting married...
OK, it ain't as exciting as Beyonce and Jay Z, hell it ain't even as glamorous as Mariah and Nick Cannon--but er'rebody in Showbiz is tying the knot these days. Ruben Studdard and his girlfriend Surata are getting married. They took out a marriage license on Monday at the Birmingham, Alabama clerk of court's office, which only means one thing: SHE'S PREGNANT!   more »
View Article  Who is still selling weed?
That's what I wanted to know from one of my girlfriends who is over 35 (and old enough to know better) and still smokes the stuff. Weed is a 20 year old drug--once you hit 23 or 24 you realize "Wait a minute, this ain't fun no more and I stink to high heaven." When you're over 30, you shouldn't even touch the stuff. I've got more respect for a 40 year old addicted to prescription drugs than I do for someone the same age smoking pot. At some point, you just gotta put down the joint...   more »
View Article  My friend Toni's trip to India
 
View Article  Don Imus is at it again...
Who put this Klansman back on the radio? He is dissing black folks once again. Remember he said he was gonna change after calling those Rutgers girls' basketball players "nappy headed hoes"? Well, that ain't last too long. Imus seems to think that being black is synonymous with being a criminal and said as much on his show yesterday to millions of adoring fans. How is it that Don Imus has a nationally syndicated broadcast and I can't get Tom Joyner and Jay Anthony Brown in Minneapolis?   more »
View Article  A mind is a terrible thing to waste...

So last night, Shawn and I are up late, watching a college basketball skills competition and we see a scroll on the bottom of the ticker on ESPN that says something about Shaq at a club rapping and dissing Kobe Bryant.  Now, I remember when Shaq made that horrible album with the Fushnikins back in the 1990s!  They had that big old negro jumping around and spitting out lyrics that nobody could understand.  But Shaq was young and wanted to fulfill his dreams of becoming a rapper.  Fast forward 20 years, that negro is still talking loud and saying nothing.

We hit up youtube.com and found this God-awful video!  I don't know what's worse, Shaq's lyrical skills as a rapper or the fact that he repeatedly asks Kobe in his (ill attempt at a) dis-song "Hey Kobe, how does my a$$ taste?" 

I'm guessing Shaq is upset that Kobe made it to the finals and now feels like he needs to take the stage and a mic (murdering a hit in the process) and get a few things off his chest...

Come on Shaq, bruh, you're damn near 40 years old, it's time to start acting like it. You've got kids and a (ex) wife--you're somebody's daddy!  You can't be jumping around on stage in a juke joint (cause that clearly wasn't an upscale club--when you got as much money as Shaq has--you shouldn't be in the corner bar singing on that shoe box of a stage)! Plus that, earth to Shaq: Bruh, you CAN'T RAP!

And the saddest part in all this, I believe that's Spud Webb as his sidekick on background vocals!

View Article  TUESDAY'S Blast from the past...
My cousin Meme called me yesterday outraged. She took her boy to the emergency room because he had an intestinal virus. The docs prescribed him some medication but warned her "You can't get this on Medicaid. You have to pay full price and it's very expensive, like $80!" My cousin went to cussin'--er'rebody from the orderly to the nurse for insulting her! She works every day and pays for health insurance. That reminded me of the blog I did last November when I went to the museum with a head scarf on and they offered me a discount for low income families...   more »
View Article  I just left one of those...
"Super" stores, you know, the ones that are larger than a Major Leage Baseball field that sell everything from groceries to household items. I hate those damn things, for 10 GOOD reasons; the first one being: WHY in the hell do you have 55 check out lines and only 3 cashiers working? I spent more time waiting to pay for my groceries than I did grocery shopping...   more »
View Article  George Carlin died...
He was 71 years old and had heart failure. He was in a Las Angeles hospital when he died yesterday afternoon. He was admitted for chest pains and never recovered. This man was a pioneer in the field of comedy. George and Richard Pryor were contemporaries. Y'all remember he played the cab driver in Car Wash! Man, I tell you what, Paul Mooney had better get in to see his doctor right away...   more »
View Article  I became a magician...
I'm going to officially change my name to David Blaine. Last night, Shawn and I went out, so I decided to put on one of my sexy dresses, but it was a little too snug for my granny panties. So I dug out my thong from Victoria's Secret. Now, I know I put it on before I left home, but by the time the evening was over, it was no where to be found. Shawn and a search team finally located it dying from hypothermia and dehydrated between my second and third rows of stomach fat...   more »
View Article  Andrew's Fall Target Ad
View Article  There is some mess...
going on behind the scenes about the new MLK memorial they are buiding in Washington, DC. Folks involved don't like the huge statue that's going to be sitting outside. Say he looks too tough, cause he's sitting there with his arms folded. They want a "softer" image of Dr. King, so they changed his face and put a smile on it. Ain't that some $hit? This man was hosed down, eaten by dogs, jailed for no reason and fought the WORLD in order to bring about social change--so he had to be tough. If he wasn't tough and confrontational, our asses would still be sitting at the back of the bus and fighting for the right to vote!   more »
View Article  I'm gonna need my husband...
to stop crying when he's watching movies that touch his spirit. We were watching "Pride" the other night starring Terrance Howard which was an alright flick. It's just Remember The Titans warmed over, in a swimming pool. But Shawn was really into it, and during the movie, I saw water on his face and wasn't raining!   more »
View Article  V.J. Singh and Phil Mickelson...
are having a pot-luck party to celebrate Tiger Woods being out for the rest of the golf season! They'll finally get a chance to win a tournament since Tiger will be out nursing a busted knee! From what I hear, Fuzzy Zeller is bringing the fried chicken and collard greens...   more »
View Article  I was on the phone...
with one of my best buddies the other day who was being chased by someone of the opposite sex in the office--and this friend was ready to trip and fall. I was like "Don't do it! The risk ain't worth the reward!!" My friend asked, "You ever thought about cheating on Shawn?" I told 'em, "Hell no! That's just what Shawn wants. Then he has a reason to actually divorce my a$$!"...   more »
View Article  I can't be going out to lunch...
with my skinny friends--cause after we finish eating--I'm hungry all over again. I met up with a girlfriend of mine yesterday 'round noon for a bite to eat--and I let her pick the place. We walk in and everything was green--nothing but damn salads and soups. When I got home, I had to make me a hot dog and some potato chips, I was hungry as hell! I should have known this place was not for me when I walked in and didn't smell a damn thing. No chicken frying, no pasta boiling, NOTHING! Place smelled like water and crackers. Nobody in there was over 120 pounds, including the men...   more »
View Article  Uncle Kathy Knows Best...
I've been sitting on the edge of my seat all day watching the ongoing coverage on CNN of the gay marriages in California. If flights weren't so expensive, Maggie and I would hop on a plane and join them. But, I don't know if I want to necessarily get married again (been there, done that). I'm amazed at all the naysayers who want to stop two people from being in love and spending the rest of their lives together. Gay married people only want the same thing as straight married people: APPARENTLY TO BE MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!   more »
View Article  My husband came home from work early...
yesterday! I was all excited thinking he did it to spend time with his wife and son. I soon realized that wasn't it. Cause he came in the house, sat on the couch and found the channel Tiger Woods was on--the US Open's Sudden Death Match was in full swing and Shawn ain't miss a minute of it. It was like he ain't even know we were here until post game trophy presentations were done!   more »
View Article  TUESDAY'S Blast from the past...
My best friend was drivinging from Texas to Florida to take her young boys to the 100 Black Men Conference. They are being mentored by the group in Houston and were chosen to speak during the annual event at Disney. Man, she must have gotten 'bout five ti ckets along the way. She kept asking for "warnings" from the cops, so her insurance wouldn't go up--but her tan was too "deep" to get a pass. That reminded me of a blog I wrote when my best buddy Marty got a pat on the back while driving 110 mph in a school zone from a State Trooper called "What the f)(*& is a warning?"...   more »
View Article  Drew at Minnetonka B Day Party


View Article  Barack ain't playing...
when it comes to calling a "spade" a "spade". He spoke yesterday at a church in Chicago and called out black men who don't take care of their chil'len. He delivered a sermon that says some black fathers are acting like "boys instead of men" and black families are "weaker because of it". Now, he didn't specifically call Bobby Brown by name, but we all knew who he was talking about...   more »
View Article  Top 10 things your house guests...
should NOT do when they come to visit you! We've had a revolving door of out of town company this summer and all of 'em--every last one of 'em--done violated rules they didn't know were in place! Like one of my home boys who came over and dried his hands on my decorative towels. That is a big No No!!!! Or on the other extreme, my aunt who visited for Mother's Day from Houston who brought her own towels and bed linen...   more »
View Article  Gas prices are so high...
that it forced me to change the way I fight with my husband. Shawn was "tripping" today, on Father's Day, and told me I was "nagging" him. Which really ticked me off, cause I had just got finished writing a hot check for his gift! Well, usually when I am steamed at my man, I get in the car and drive off. Just to stay gone a few hours to clear my head (and make him miss me.) But with gas at $3.99, I had to take out walking (and my fat a$$ ain't in the best of shape)...   more »
View Article  Y'all know R Kelly got off...
on those child porn charges. I don't even know why they went to court. The alleged victim said it wasn't her (money will make you keep your MFing mouth shut) and Kelly said it wasn't him. We all know what the truth is--but, like Denzel Washington said in Training Day, it ain't what you know, it's what you can prove. And in the end, they proved that black men with money can avoid prosecution. Just ask OJ, Kobe, and Michael "hee hee" Jackson...   more »
View Article  Mo Cheeks got "Da Gout"

OK so a couple years ago when Shawn and I got married, my best friend Chris flew in from Houston to be one of the ushers at our wedding.  When Chris got here, we realized something was wrong. Bruh man was limping and walking with a cane.  He explained to us that he had "gout" and that his foot was in extreme pain.  I'm talking it was so bad, the doctors told him that he shouldn't be traveling!  But he ain't wanna disappoint us, plus that, my momma refused to allow anyone to walk her down the aisle as "mother of the bride" except Chris!

So he took his mind off the pain (somehow) and hobbled through his duties.  My grandmother asked "What's wrong with the boy? He got a club foot or something?"

"Oh, no." I told her, "He has the gout."

"Oh, the gouch ain't nothing major." she responded, "I had the gouch before and it went away."

"Grandmother," I tried correcting her, "it's the gout, not the gouch."

"I know damn well what it is. I done had it. It's the gouch."

So I joked with Christopher when the wedding was over that when my son grew up, I'd teach him to call him "Uncle Gouchy"!  And true to form, at two years old, when Andrew sees Chris' photograph, he calls him "Uncle Gouchy" or "Uncle G".  Chris has threatened to disown me and cut Andrew out of his will if I don't clean this situation up before my son reaches puberty; so I'd better get it straight...

In the meantime, my girlfriend Veronica is dating Maurice Cheeks, NBA legend and the head coach of the Philly 76ers.  She told me about Mo being the new spokesman for something called the Gout Information Society.  I ain't know there was such a damn thing.  And to top things off, there was a freaking Gout Awareness Day.  I called Chris and he was like "Man, I should have taken the day off.  I'm being honored today."

So, in honor of "Uncle Gouchy" we set up an interview with Mo to talk about his gout and the "crusade" he's on to help educate folks about the condition.

The funny thing is, my country a$$ was in the interview calling it "The Gout" when it's just "gout".  All the physicians, producers and camera men were in the studio listening to my ghetto self trying to conduct this interview--the whole while saying "the gout" instead of "gout"!  Child, Veronica called me after it was all over and said "Girl, Maurice called and ask me 'Where in the hell did you get her from?'"

According to Veronica, they laughed at my a$$ all morning long cause I called it "the gout"!  She said they were walking around the studio all day long saying "Who got the gout?" "Do you have the gout?" "I got the gout!"

View Article  MinnPost writer 'Foxy Roxy' tells Letta's story


By Roxane Battle
MinnPost.com

At first glance, you might think you've arrived early for a block club meeting, a bible study or a small family gathering. The half-dozen or so chairs arranged in a semicircle and the light chatter in the room are clues something's about to begin.
 
And it is — only it's a meeting in the KSTP-TV studio in Saint Paul.

Just behind three very large floor cameras, guests are waiting for their appearance on the public affairs program "Crossroads," which airs Sunday mornings at 7:30 on KSTP's sister station KSTC Channel 45.

 

Since becoming the show's host a year ago, Sheletta Brundidge, 36, has interviewed her fair share of big names. Recording artist Mary J. Blige and "The View's" Joy Behar appeared via satellite. Motown legend Smokey Robinson and former syndicated talk show host Montel Williams stopped by the studio. The Minnesota Lynx players make regular appearances. As do a smattering of local officials and politicians. And then there are a bunch of ordinary, everyday folk like you and me. (Disclosure: I was on the show last March.) 

"This is a grassroots show for people who don't get the opportunity to be on TV," says Brundidge.
 
People of color, primarily.
 
"This is what I've always dreamed of — not just a television show, but something that has to do with communities of color because I feel so comfortable around my own people," says Brundidge, whose short pixie haircut and perfectly arched eyebrows frame a constant high-wattage grin. "This show really tries to shine a spotlight on the positive things that are happening in our community, and there aren't any other shows that are doing that in this market."

Hugs replace handshakes

Before taping a segment, Brundidge greets each of her guests the way you'd greet a friend. Hugs replace handshakes and there's such a comfort level that once guests are on the "Crossroads" set, most seem oblivious to the cameras and lights.

She wouldn't have it any other way.

"It's like a family. We don't shake hands. We hug and I tell people be casual because this is family and they can talk openly. It's like sitting down in the living room with your cousin."
 
The show is taped on Saturday mornings without a lot of the perks and frills often associated with television production. Brundidge does her own makeup. But she does have a wardrobe consultant: her husband.

"He picks out all the clothes. I'm like a tomboy. Outside the show I've got like a baseball cap on and a sweatshirt. My pants don't match but he is really into fashion, so he picks out the clothes the night before. Matches the shoes and matches the earrings, 'cuz otherwise I would be so raggedy."

A native of Houston, Texas, Brundidge describes herself as a little country.

"But in a good way," she says.

I would describe her as a plate of warm fried-green tomatoes — tart and sweet at the same time.

Once the cameras are on, Brundidge morphs into a polished professional who doesn't use a teleprompter, but instead ad-libs her on-camera introductions, nailing them in one take. She poses questions off the top of her head to her guests. Nothing is scripted.

"My husband is a spreadsheet guy and number-cruncher. He keeps telling me to write down my questions and I keep telling him I can't do that. So he forces me to do the research ahead of time so I kind of have it in the back of my mind."

Brundidge's husband Shawn, who works full time as a health care administrator, also helps her book guests for the show.

"We like read all the papers, La Prensa, the Hmong Times, Insight News, The Spokesman-Recorder, and he does a lot of community work. I do stuff in the community too. (Brundidge also writes a weekly column in the Spokesman-Recorder.) "We just keep our ear to the ground and any time we hear about something or know about something we call the people and invite them to come on the show," she says.

The day I stopped by the studio, an executive women's networking group, members of the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, representatives from an African health and wellness program, and students from Dunwoody Academy High School were all scheduled to appear.

Need for focus

The show has been on the air at KSTP for decades. It was first called "The NAACP Forum," with local members of the NAACP and the Urban League volunteering to host the show.
 
"It was sort of a revolving door of hosts," says Mike Smith, KSTP and KSTC program director. "It had kind of lost its focus."
 
Brundidge, a KSTP employee at the time, approached Smith a year ago about taking over the show. They changed the show's name to "Crossroads" after a community affairs show Brundidge watched as a child.
 
Her impact was immediate.
 
"She really brought the dedicated focus that the show needed," said Smith. "She did such a great job with it that we gave her a better time period, from 5:30 in the morning to 7:30."
 
But just like her predecessors, Brundidge hosted the show for free, while also working part time as an assignment editor in the KSTP newsroom, a position she recently left because she wanted to focus on the show and spend more time with her 2-year-old son.
 
Conflict of interest?
With no money in the station's budget for a host position, Brundidge worked out a deal with the station's sales department to earn commission from selling ads.
 
A TV host who also sells air time?! Not something you run across every day.
 
"In my 30 years in television, we've never done anything like this before," says Smith. "She still wanted to have some sort of income, which makes sense, and this was the best way we could work it out."
 
I checked with the other three major television stations in town and confirmed what I suspected: Brundidge is the only on-air host who works double-duty selling advertising. And since she also books the show's guests, one journalist to another, you gotta wonder, given her background in news, if there's something a little, uh, funny about this arrangement, like uh, I don't know … maybe a conflict of interest?
 
"If I was still in the newsroom there is no way I could sell ads," says Brundidge. "But the way the show is structured, we focus on what's going on positively in the community and the ads are from business owners I know and respect and who have been guests on the show."

Smith says he doesn't see a conflict of interest either.
 
"No, because it really is not news. It's community; it's information. It's really an opportunity to do something different with the show and have it be successful. It may sound unusual, but it's worked so far," he says.
 
In just two months, Brundidge says she has sold five of the show's eight ad spots.

"What I do is identify minority-owned businesses that want to advertise but don't have the resources to do it and what we've done is we have structured a partnership package so that the ad rates for this show are half of what they would be on other shows," she says.

Brundidge says it was hard for her to learn how to make and then actually go on sales calls, especially since she has a toddler at home.

So since she couldn't go to potential clients, she found a way to bring them to her.
 
"I contacted all the minority businesses that I knew and asked them to come to the TV station. I told them we wanted to treat them to lunch and talk about a partnership opportunity to help them grow their business. The first lunch, 20 business owners showed up. The second lunch, 15 business owners came. And they said to me, 'Sheletta, this is the first time that we have had an opportunity to actually advertise and be able to afford it.' "
 
'What's a blog?'
Saleswoman is now just the latest addition to a growing list of her job titles. Brundidge, who earned a degree in radio and television from the University of Houston, moved to St. Paul four years ago after working as a producer and reporter for a community affairs show in Lake Charles, La.
 
In 2006 she was a finalist on Nick at Nite's Funniest Mom in America contest and now channels her split-second humor and natural comedic ability into a daily blog.
 
"Girl," she tells me, with her trademark Southern drawl surfacing, "at first I didn't know what a blog was. I thought it was something you eat at Christmastime. I was like, 'I don't eat blogs. They too sweet for me.' "
 
She obviously figured out the ins and outs of posting a successful web log. It won a regional Emmy last fall.
 
And she still gets her stand-up comedian fix by doing monthly monologues on Twin Cities Public Television's weekly political show "Almanac." Her next appearance on that show is July 11.
 
But "Crossroads" remains her focus.

The station says Brundidge has generated a greater interest in the show and an ever-so-slight increase in ratings. Not to mention advertising revenue. Program director Mike Smith doesn't see that changing.
 
"The success of Crossroads," says Smith, "is based on her performance as a host and as a saleswoman."
 
Brundidge admits, "Having to go out and sell ads in order to be able to eat is a challenge because it's not something I've ever done before." But she says it's all part of the goal of "Crossroads" — to foster a sense of community and give a voice to those who might not otherwise be heard.
 
"We had some women who came in here a few months ago and who had worked together 10 or 15 years ago," she says. "They reconnected on the show and now they're working on a book together."

View Article  I need somebody...
to give me the address to Fox News Channel. I gotta do a "drive by" on those last place ragady news broadcasters! Do you know, while talking about Michelle Obama in a story, they called her "Barack's Baby Momma"--and even put up a caption to that effect! She ain't nobody's baby momma, that is his WIFE and they need to address her as such. Folks are saying it's racism, I say they are just ignut! But they'd better watch out, cause ole' Chelle don't look like she plays the dozens...   more »
View Article  James Brown is alive! And he's a TV reporter...


My grandmother always said don't write a check with your mouth that your ass can't cash. Obviously this budding and bumbling reporter ain't have Big Momma to give him that "sound advice".  You gotta watch this clip, it ain't that long.... this James Brown look alike is trying to do what we call a "stand up" in television, where he talks to the camera about his story--but he's not actually "live on the scene".  So he can do it several times, and even if he messes up, he can edit it and put it together in the studio so that it looks like he was perfect in one take.

Well, Mr. Big Mouth was talking and a fly flew in his grill--that sent him on a tangent about this "country town" and how he was fed up with the bass-ackwardness of having to be out there doing the story.

Like he's so much better than where the hell ever he was...

Look, the dude is a dead ringer for James Brown. I thought the God-father of Soul died last year, but apparently he is alive, and he's doing television news!  And not doing such a good job actually! 

Blackula had better be glad some news director had mercy on his bumpy face a$$ and gave him a job with the way he looks on camera.  He should not be complaining at all. I don't care if a damn terridactle flew in his mouth and hatched eggs, he shouldn't ever pretend to be so "cosmopolitan" and "upscale" again. Cause he's two generations away from being on a plantation in Mississippi. 

Did you see the hair? The bad perm? The suit? And we ain't even gonna talk about his shine.  Looks like bruh man rubbed down with a gallon of Pennzoil 1040 weight oil before heading into the newsroom and getting his assigned story for the day.

I ain't wanna come down so hard on the brother--but he's acting way too "uppity" for a negro who doesn't even look fit to host an episode of Soul Train, let alone report a television news story.

He should thank his lucky stars every night that somebody had mercy on his a$$ and gave him a job and put his UGLY self on television!  Cause that brother has a face for radio (AM radio, cause FM is streaming with a studio camera these days, and we don't want to see him during an early morning time slot)...

 


View Article  Did you hear about NASCAR being racist?
Why is that a surprise to anybody? It's a sport that caters to a bunch of drunk rednecks in pop up campers who travel across the country sporting Confederate Flags who enjoy watching cars go round and round in a circles. Why would anybody think a woman, let alone a SISTAH would be welcome in this league? Unless she uses some of that Michael Jackson magic skin cream, she might want to start playing tennis with Venus and Serena!   more »
View Article  OK, do you have to be...
completely faultless to run for office in this country? Obama had to get rid of his home-boy who was helping him look for a Veep candidate cause the guy had some shady dealings in his past! Obama should take a lesson from ole' George W. and not let folks know his short comings until after he gets elected. Hell, we ain't find out Bush was retarded until after he took the oath of office on the White House steps and he asked the preacher holding the Bible. "Can I kiss my bride now?"   more »
View Article  I asked my husband...
what he wanted for Father's Day and he told me he wanted his freedom. Since that ain't possible, he's found a way to get a little bit of comfort--in that back yard! I'm telling you, he gets out there after work and all day on weekends--and stays as long as he can. He pretends it's "yard work" but I know that he's looking to try and escape from his role of (trapped) husband and father...   more »
View Article  We're surely using the term...
"celebrity" loosely these days! Y'all remember Rodney "Can't we all just get along?" King from the high speed PCP-laced chase that ended in a good ole' fashioned ass whooping? Well, he's going to be on a show called Celebrity Rehab. And get this? RODNEY is the celebrity! Times are tough for reality television...   more »
View Article  Uncle Kathy Knows Best...
My niece sent me an ugly e-mail this morning after she got an alert from "Keith" that he was snitching early and reminding her that I am due for my advice column today. Listen you guys, Uncle Kathy has been held up with her lady love and I wasn't thinking about you. I'm just kidding, truth be told, I've grown fond of this website and my weekly advice columns...   more »
View Article  The defense rests...
in the R Kelly case! Now it's in the hands of the jury! Poor Kels, it don't look like he's gonna be seeing the light of day any time soon. All the evidence points to the fact that it's him on those kinky sex tapes! Perhaps he can start a prison all star team and do a collaboration album with Ron Isley and Wesley Snipes!   more »
View Article  TUESDAY'S Blast from the past...
Shawn rubbed on my thigh yesterday and asked "Baby are those stretch marks?" I said "Oh no honey, I think I was just laying funny on the sheets." But then I looked down and realized I had been spreading like crab grass. My a$$ is getting so fat, even my maternity panties are too small. So today, I gotta do something different! Right after I eat these pancakes for breakfast and wash 'em down with Kool-Aide, I'm going on a diet (for real this time). That reminded me of a blog I did back in May last year called "Are my clothes shrinking?" I guess I've been in denial for a while...   more »
View Article  Vin Diesel is a daddy...
he and his girlfriend model Paloma Jimenez welcomed a baby girl into the world. But they are not releasing the name of the kid to the media! But not to worry, I'm sure, just like every other celebrity, they'll be selling pictures of the kid to People Magazine or US Weekly. But Vin really needs to check himself--he's not THAT big of a celebrity to be trippin' like this...   more »
View Article  Top 10 Lost Scriptures from The Bible...
So Shawn is trying to get me to comb my hair and brush my teeth on the same day (which ain't possible)! He's offering me an increase in my allowance and a promsie he'll stop cheating--but neither works. So he finally tells me that being pretty for your husband is Biblical! When I ask for proof he shows me to the book of Outside Woman, chapter 3, verse 14 "Either looketh beautiful or thy husband will strayeth thus said the prophet."   more »
View Article  So my girlfriend...
invited me out to her house for a play date with her boys and my son Andrew. She lives in a Minneapolis suburb called Minnetonka--and I had no idea--it was one of the "wealthiest" towns in the state! I get out there and the houses look like apartment complexes. Even the ants in Minnetonka are fatter than the ants in East St. Paul. They're eating steak and lobster, our ants are dining chicken thigh bones and beans! No wonder they're pissed off and biting the hell out of us...   more »
View Article  These damn tornadoes...
are scaring the bejesus out of me! I'm from Texas, where we have hurricanes. You can see 'em coming 10 or 12 days away--forming in the Gulf of Mexico--you can even predict the pattern they'll follow and the date and time they'll head ashore. Just in time to board up all the windows on your house and stock up on bottled water! But tornadoes don't give you no warning--they just fall out of the sky--tear up a subdivision and vanish! There have been two within the past two weeks and I'm scared to death. I'm walking around my house with a helmet on and a mattress strapped to my back.   more »
View Article  How could Evander Holyfield be broke?
I see now why he wanted to keep boxing at the age of 45, he's got the same amount of money in his bank account that I have in mine: ZERO! His house is in foreclosure and he's behind in child support for them chil'len (y'all know he got nine of 'em). He made well over $100 million fighting. I need to know who was handling his finances--obviously Ray Charles--cause only a blind man can make that much money disappear!   more »
View Article  Y'all know...
I spend most of the day hold up in the house with a 2 year old toddler who tries to jump on everything from the refrigerator to the kitchen counter! The boy thinks he's Spiderman or something. So my new work uniform is always a pair of sweat pants and a t-shirt that usually doesn't match. Well, when we met my husband for lunch last week and he was wearing a 3-piece suit and a cute little bow-tie--folks thought I was a nanny. Shawn told them, "No, that's just my bag lady wife."   more »
View Article  Michelle Obama will be a guest host...
on "The View"! She's hosting the show on June 18th. I'll be watching with some pop-corn and a bag of peanuts! I loves me some Michelle Obama. She LOOKS like she don't take no mess off nobody. That's why they can't have Hillary be the VP... cause she'd step out of line and Michelle would have to pimp slap her. Barack don't need no secret service, just let Michelle take care of the "scragglers"...   more »
View Article  Hillary Clinton is just like...
Shawn's outside woman, she has no idea that she's lost! Hillary is finally conceding on Saturday to Obama and telling her supporters to back his candidacy for President. What didn't she understand about the fact that she was not the "chosen one"? That's like the girl Shawn was "messing with" when we got married. I had to finally put my hands around her neck and say "Honey, I'm wearing the ring. You lost! Deal with it."   more »
View Article  I can't sleep tonight...
I'm giddy about Obama's nomination for President of the Democratic Party. I never thought I'd see a black man--a regular dude--who came from noting--and rose to the top of the policitical game--become the nominee for President of the United States! I just got off the phone with my great grandmother, who ain't been to bed since Monday night, because she said she ain't want to die before seeing this piece of history unfold.   more »
View Article  I want a union for mothers!


View Article  OK, this R Kelly trial...
has more twists and turns than a roller coaster at Six Flaggs! Apparently, there has been testimony over an alleged three-way he had with two underaged girls at one time! How did he make it to trial? Cause he was married while all of this took place. He shouldn't be the one on the hot-seat--it should be his wife who is on trial for MURDER! Then, she can star in her own episode of Lifetime TV's Snapped where she tells why she killed that cheating MF!   more »
View Article  Why didn't somebody snitch before now???

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